Depressed

S A D !

Damn sad!!

suddenly car engine spoil last saturday night but still can drive, just that got the jerking sounds came out from the engine.

two days ago, i went to a mechanic shop just nearby my house.
and he told me that my spark plugs not in a good condition.
so i bought 4 spark plugs from him that cost me around RM58. .
Then, he told me that not my spark plugs that actually spoiled.

[I WAS LIKE WTF?!?! First say this, Second say that! Really Old thousand(lao chien)]

So, i asked him what is the REAL problem.
Then,he told me it was my cable plugs.

Later than night, i met my friends and i told him about my car problems.
So, they asked me to go to the workshop where they always go for service.

The next day(that is today),Senget and I went to the workshop which my friends introduced to me. The mechanics checked so long at least 2 hours. He used his laptop to check whats went wrong with my car engine. After 2 hours checking the engine, he told it was the INJECTOR that cause my car engine to malfunction.

Then, he told me that if i continue driving like this my car will explode and I will die with my car. My face straight become black! Cos he mention the word DIE!!

DIE!! DIE!!??

Im to young to die!! I still got so many years to go,still got many countries I haven go,still got my friends and families love me,still studying, and I HAVEN MARRY YET!!!

I DON'T WANT TO DIE!!

So I asked him how much it will cost me..
At least Rm1,300++!!! I was speechless!!

So many things popped out in my head!!

1)where i get the money from
2)how am i gonna tell my mum??
3)i got no transport to go sumwhr
4)how yuin go class??
5)I don't want to walk from my house to my class
6)I dont want to DIE!

Then the laoban ask me to drive his car.
Guess what car he borrowed me. . .

Not B.M.W,Mercedes Benz,Proton Wira,Kenari,Kancil. . .

BUT THIS!!!

I didnt expect this car . .



My mouth was opened wide when I saw this car!!

He must be crazy asking me to drive this car. . . .

Then I straight gave him a NO!

Laoban face straight change become blacker than the exhaust smoke!!!
but no offense la. I rather take taxi or walk to class!!

Sigh~

Now my car at the workshop. Dunno shud i go do repair or what. . .Plus its damn expensive le!! Sien!! everything about MONEY!!!

I wish i can find a genie in a bottle In Kuching and I can grant 3 wishes from him!

1st wish: i wish i got unlimited money!!

2nd wish: live immortal life so that can't DIE!!!

3rd wish:I wish I got MANY WISH!!! Cos i still got many things to settle.. =.=

T A T T O

Tattoo. . .

The word TATTOO keep disturbing my mind for past few weeks!!
So,i'm thinking of doing new tattoo at my precious sexy body!!

Can you guess what kind of tattoo I wanna do. . . =)

Of course KOI lar!!!

You guys wanna know why???

Here are the reasons why I wanna do KOI. .

1)I wan to challenge my father-in-law's tattoo!! He got dragon tattoo behind his back SO im thinking my KOI can challenge his dragon!

2)My friend,hiakz got so many tattoos at his body
[rose, snake, eye ball, bar codes for him to scan when he go boulevard]

3)Xian Yu is making tattoo next month.
[Japan girls. . . =.= dunno why he choose japan girls]

4)Im still not SATISFIED with my old tattoos!!
[cos got 3D and the other tattoo still not good looking]

5)Last but not least, I CAN SHOW THE POLICE WHEN THEY WANT TO SAMAN ME!! See whether the police scare or not! If they still not scare of my tattoo, I will make another extra tattoo!! If they still don't give a fuck about it, then I call my father-in-law go show his tattoo to them!!

By the way, this tattoo kinda rock!!




Rawr!!!

If you guys got any suggestion on my new tattoo,
please let me know k?

=)

Defense of All the Ancients

Dota! Dota! Dota!

Dota is the way to be!!!

Dare you to challenge!!

The competition is around the corner so get ready to pawn or to get pawn!

This competition is organized by Sendi Mutiara Multimedia

This competition is held all over Malaysia!!

There are many amazing prizes to be won!! So better train yourself before the competition starts!!



If you guys need a hand in playing DotA, don't hesitate to give me a call. =)

So enjoy and good luck for those who participate in ESCW competition!!

THIS IS A CRAP POST, I'M JUST POSTING THIS JUST TO LET THE WORLD KNOW THAT IM READY FOR THE COMPETITION AND WITH THE SPIRIT OF DOTANESS AND MY SUPPORTIVE GIRLFRIEND, I THINK I CAN GET NUMBER 1!!

TO ALL MY READERS AND MY FANS PLS GIVE ME SOME SUPPORT THROUGHOUT THE COMPETITION!! XD ROFL

SO BETTER YOU GUYS OUT THERE BETTER WATCH OUT!!
COS DARREN ANAK STANLEY IS BACK TO KICK YOUR ASS!!

ROAR!!!!!! RAWR!!!!!! MEEEOOOOOOOWWWW!!! BARKKK!!

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Where you guys celebrate on Merdeka Day?

Well, yuin, senget and me celebrated our independence day at C.O.R.E.

Lazy to post so just scroll down. . .

CHILL ! !


xiao fong & yuin


ah piak & xiao fong (hin-hin couples)


see how crowded was it to be inside the pub??


outside the pub after the police arrive for spotcheck


senget trying to show how cool is he than me.


who more steady? of cos the BIG SIZE guy la!

WARNING!!!

This is what happen to you after you celebrated Merdeka Day with your Friends!!



you sure you're ready to see this???



Warning to those who have weak-hearted or pregnant woman!!



THIS IS THE LAST WARNING!!!




OK then! since you insists!!




taaaaadaaaaaaaa!!!!

unknown woman found sleeping with the mouth opened at my bedroom floor!

moral of the story: CHIVAS + J.D. + TIGER BEER + COLD WATER = HAVOC!

This is what happen when you daydreaming

I received a sms from my mum and she sent this to me,

"Accident Honda"

I was shocked when I received the message.
So I rang my mum and I asked who drive.
She told me that it was my dad.
So she explained everything to me,

Here how she told me. . .

The ford ranger in front of ur dad making a turn but he didn't give any signal
so your dad RAMMED into him and the car driving behind KNOCKED ur dad's car.
LIKE A SANDWICH.

[inside my mind, it was so damn serious]

Then ur dad let the car behind to go away just like that.

[I was like "WTF,let the guy go just like that???!!!]

Then I talked to my dad and I asked him why let the car behind go away???
My dad said this to me with his humble tone;

"it's ok la. after all it's my fault because I knock the guy in front and the guy behind can't brake and knocked me."

I got nothing to say. . .
[hai bu the guy can save his money by not paying my dad's bumper!]

Actually, I think my dad to kind liao. . .

Seriously,MY DAD FUCKING KIND WOI!!!! *sigh*

This is the pictures my brother send to me yesterday. . . .



see the red spot. . . . .



Moral of this story : buy insurance !

PoCo-PoCo!

Ever heard of Poco-poco?

Poco-poco = Indonesia's dancing stlye

Early this morning , my friend called me and told me there was an activity held at our campus.
So he asked me to wear sports attire.
When I reached the campus hai bu i see everyone dancing POCO-POCO style!
I kena san chu once again by my friend!

This is the photo I took earlier this morning!
Everyone doing their thing EXCEPT for me sitting down watching them doing the POCO-POCO dance!

shake your thang! Poco-poco!!

Got a bit funny la when I see them doing the dance!
You wanna know why??
Cos the person who lead this dance is AQUA ah!!
Hai bu everyone follow the way the AQUA dance!

Seriously, you guys need to learn the poco-poco dance!
Damn cool tho

I'm BacKkKkKkKkKkK!!!

After days,weeks,months didn't update, so i'm back again!
Actually i got 2 reasons why i wan to write this post.
1)Got this guy nge nge message me and ask me to update my blog cos he update his blog for many times LOL (hiakz.blogspot.com) <-- check it out guys =)

2)My brother posts his blog more than mine! So im jealous!! XD

Yesterday night, Senget give me a call and ask me bring him go out. So we went to boulevard buy some groceries stuff. So we spent at least Rm70 then Yuin go apply the membership card. Lol hai bu san chu no discounts + points. She should go apply the card then go shopping ma =.= then can get discounts + membership points.

Then we went to MJC and had our dinner at "Hong Kong House". It was Yuin's idea to go there cos she said the baked rice damn nice. So we give it a shot. Senget,Darrell,Yuin and I ordered pork baked rice + black pepper sauce. We all ordered the same because that is the last food they got for that night. The food was fucking DELICIOUS and HOT.

Guess what, I ordered 1 more time !!

When i ask for the bill,I hai bu san chu!!

Cos i need to pay extra for 1 person, not paying for Yuin oh!

MY BROTHER AH!!!

He didn't bring money! Got a bit keanjingan cos we all ordered cheap drinks......

and he drank

CARROT JUICE!

After an hour relaxing at Hong Kong cafe, we went to Kuching town for a sight seeing.

Then I planned to go for yum cha BUT Senget don't want.

He want to go home cos he got to do "HOMEWORK"

Doing homework on FRIDAY NIGHT???

=.=

So i send him home lor and we plan to go back home cos got nothing to do.

After a few meters from Senget home, I stop at the roundabout cos got so many cars.
So when it's my turn, I drive slowly and GUESS WHAT I SAW....

CHOOSE ONE!

A) waja with yellow and blue sticker at the door side and blue light on top
B)avanza painted with red and HOTLINK sticker all over it
C)kancil with patriotic spirits by putting so many Malaysia flags

I SAW ALL OF IT and I drive as fast as possible

NOT because my car got pegasus...XD

BECAUSE THE POLICE SAW MY H.I.D LIGHTS AND POINTING AT MY CAR

THE WORST THING WAS I CHANGE H.I.D TO HI-LIGHT ON THE SPOT

AND IT WAS SO OBVIOUS!!

So I tried to drive as fast as possible!
I thought I lost them. . . .I was smiling to myself. . .
Then out of a sudden I saw a car hi-light to me so many times...

IT WAS THE POLICE CAR =.=

JIAK SOI AH!!

So i stopped my car at the road side.

The west malaysian police straight get down from the mobile car and ask fro my DRIVING LICENSE!! He didn't even bother to ask how am I! Where am I going? Want runding or not?
Straight take his pen and write the love letter to me. =.=

So I asked his friend whether I can negotiate with him or not.
MY HEART WAS BEATING SO FAST when I asked that question!

Then he asked me to get down from the vehicle. .
I speak to myself as i get down from the car, "DIE LOR ME! ASK WRONG QUESTION!"

He asked where my dad work.
So I said Sarawak Shell Berhad.
Then He smiles.
So he asked my dad work as what.
I told him SHELL BOSS!
His SMILES GETTING EVEN LONGER!!!
(Got a bit KANINA la his face when i saw his smile. Cb)

Haibu he straight ask how much I offer him. Got a bit DOG ma?
Then i say lor, "DUA"
U know what is his response? "Come on la! Gentleman la sikit"
I got a bit regret lo when i said SHELL BOSS =.=
After so long negotiating, he's friend pass me the pen to sign the saman!
That guy even more dog ah! He tot he write many saman can increase his SALARY!

So i sign lor and i said thanks to him. Then he stopped me. I was like WTF!
He said "ada satu lagi saman, sign sini"
I said "huh! boleh saman dua kali meh dalam 1 hari?!?!"
He said in nice tone"BOLEH~ 10 KALI PUN BOLEH!"

THAT GUY HAI BU GOT THE MALAYSIA BOLEH SPIRIT!!

Guess what I response to him " MERDEKA! selamat menyambut hari MERDEKA!"

He went inside the car with the MERDEKA SPIRIT and I went inside the car with 2 pieces of SAMAN PAPERS! mcb!