Monday, December 29, 2008
At last I did it
darrenstanley@live.com.my
Its time for me to change my email address and don't worry, I'm still using my previous account
And now I got 3 email addresses! LoL!
budak_geewang@hotmail.com = friendster and Msn
yen_7776@hotmail.com = blogspot
darrenstanley@live.com.my = for my office works(in the future XD)
thats all~
Hahahahahahaha. . .tatata
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
Fucked up or Fucked down?
I'm thinking of playing a game. .
So I hope you guys will play with me. .
Hek Hek
This game I called "Devil Game" =) Someone gave me the idea last night.
Kinda cool name tho~
Anyways,the game starts like this. . .
When A message / call B. .
Make sure B don't reply / answer the call
When A keep on doing the same thing. .
B should off the phone and make A become the Devil. . .
In this situation, B must get ready to get scolded by A.
When B get scolded by A, A will become the Devil and
A must transform B into a Devil so that A and B continuing scolding each other. .
Whoever gives up and tired of scolding. . .
Then the winner should be the person who keep on continuing scolding, swearing , etc etc . ..
So the person is automatically the Devil of the game. .
Quite lame right??
BUT ITS DAMN FUN!
Trust me!!
I played few hours ago. . .
Guess what??
I LOSE!! Cos I'm the good guy a.k.a the Angel in the game
So u guys know how to play the game?
Anyone wanna play with me?? LoL
Btw, good luck~!
Sunday, November 30, 2008
It was one hell of a night!
I went down to town to meet my friends at the club called
MOJO
We were having so much fun there
and at the same time there were some competitions going on like
Girls dancing , Boys dancing and Strip their bra off!!!
As for the boys category it was so lucky that one of my friends won
1 bottle of chivas but then we need to finish our
1 CRATE OF CARLSBERG BEERS.
We were so happy and some were dancing, some were looking at the girls,
some were trying to take advantage of the girls, etc etc etc
BUT 1 thing people didn't realize is that
TIME past SO FAST!
When the DeeJay announced the last call of the night
everyone was sad(not me) because they had to go back home
and wait for the next Saturday. .
BUT some stubborn peoples never listen
and they wait inside the bar
while the staff cleaning the dirty floor with pukes on it,
beer spilled on the table,
beer cans everywhere. . .
When I called for a sky juice suddenly 1 group of people
going in with their caps and jackets.
At that time I knew something was wrong. .
So I called my friends to go out for the club. .
UNFORTUNATELY,
one of the polices shouted at us!
"Hoi, Jangan pergi mana-mana! Police check"
then the other police block the main entrance. .
I WAS LIKE WHATURF(the other word for wtf XD)
The police asked us to sit 1 side and the girls on the other side.
So I called my friends just to tell them that Im going to police station. .
But all of them response
"Sure nothing happen de lah!! U didn't play anything right??"
LOL! OF COS I SAY NO LAH!
After 1 hour inside the club checking got drugs hidden or watsoevershit,
the police took all our identity cards and asked(forced) us to go inside the police truck!
I was the first person to go in!
That time was the soiness when everyone outside looked at me
and I climb up into the police truck. . .
Even the mojo's stuff and deejay also were asked to go inside the police truck! LOL!
And he told me that was the 5th times going to police station! Got record again!
While all of us inside the truck,
the driver drove damn fast like
we're sitting inside the roller-coaster. .
( cornering + no brakes = roller-coaster )
As soon as we reached the police station,
we were forced to squat down on the wet road
like vietnamese and indons that comes here with no permission.
A lot of polices surround us and got 1 guy and he said he is the BorneoPost press.
taking our pictures and etc. .
One by one they call us to check for urine test. .
and guess what!
I WAS THE LAST PERSON TO GO FOR THE URINE TEST!
It took me at least 1 hour to wait for my turn!
So the police called my name and pronounced it like
"Derren or Derain"
My name so short also hard to pronounced! whaturf!
Policeman 1: Awak anak Stanley?
Derain : Ya with my smiley face
Policeman 1: Berapa umur awak?
Derain : 20 tahun
Policeman 1: (showing his curious face and asked) awak kerja sini?
Derain : Belajar tuan.
Policeman 1:Mana kerja?
Derain :Saya masih belajar di sini. Belajar UiTM!
Policemen 1:Oh ok ! Masuk! Check air kencing.
So Policemen 2 gave me the urine tube and asked me the same questions again. =.=
Policemen 2:Apa bangsa awak?
Derain :Iban
Then suddenly he talked in iban languanges, so i answered him the same
Policemen 2:Study or Working?
Derain :Study at UiTm
Policemen 2:How long more?
Derain :2 years more.
Policemen 2:You got chinese blood? How come look like chinese?
Derain :(I smiled to myself) Yes =) (I laughed to myself)
Policemen 2:Let me guess. Your dad is iban and ur mom is chinese?
Derain :Yeah! How you know??
Policemen 2:Your not the first person. .
Derain : Owh Ok! (really linsi )
So the other policeman called my name and asking me to get ready inside the toilet.
When I wan to pee, he asked me a question. .
How the fuck am I gonna pee if someone ask me a question?
Plus, Its a bonus question =.=
After handing the tube to the other police,
We have to wait for them to check finish the test.
When all of us are clean except for 1,
we were asked to go back and the other guy had to stay 1 night for further investigation.
so sad. . .



Saturday, November 22, 2008
. : oOo : . : To whom it may concern : . : oOo : .
My name is Darren Stanley
My friends call me Darren
My close friends call me Bao
My gaming friends call me yEn
Before you guys wanna make friends with me,
make sure you know my backgrounds or watsoever.
for example
attitude:
I act like a boss and keep ordering people to do stuff.
when they do not follow my commands. .
guess what i do?
Step on their head la of cos
duh~ so lame!
everyone knows that. . .
Besides that,
i got one lovely attitude that is
i born with lazy bones. .
so don't hope i do stuff for you guys
size:
WOW!
talking bout size. . .
hmmm
quite big though. the biggest among my friends. .
why am I big??
because I like to eat?
because never exercise?
for example:
If you tapao for me chicken rice. . .
would that be enough??
Even I eat the instant noodle already need to packets
what more to say 1 chicken rice?
Of course lah not enough. . .
You guys like asking a big damn ugly fucking shit Hulk to eat
1 tiny winy ant. . .
what would hulk do if you give 1 tiny ant?
OF COS IT WILL EXPLODE AND CRUSH YOU GUYS INTO PIECES!!
well if you guys think im not good enough to be you friends. . .
maybe your right
OR
maybe your wrong
Sometimes being selfish got some good benefits =)
you get to play your own game 24/7
and no need for you to take care of other people
cos your happy with your games
am i right?
in other point of view,
people will talk bad about you,right?
Of cos la! that makes the world goes round!
If no one talks bad about you
then u better stay at home with Obama la!
try you think,
If you're in my shoes. . .
i can guarantee you. .
you will play games,
updating blogs,
surfing online clothes,
chatting with friends,
sok K alone at home till you vomite blood,
play DotA the whole day,
wait at your laptop screen till those bloggers update their boutique online or what shit!
Sure you guys do that!
CONFIRM PLUS GUARANTEE!
If not then i have to cut my dick
and find Jessie Chung to make my boobs bigger!!
Let's talk about relationship,
When you in a young age for sure we can't wait to find boyfriend or girlfriend before its too late
No offense to those couples out there. .
Its useless for us to find boyfriend or girlfriend at the young age
UNLESS YOUR PARENTS THROW A BIG LARGE SUM OF CASH INSIDE YOUR BANK!
No money, No talk
Couples with no money,what can they do?
want to buy couple shirt also need to think twice.
want to bring him/her go out eat lunch also hard!
If you drive car more am tui!
SERIOUS SHIT!!
CAR FUEL! CAR SERVICING! CAR WASH! etc. . .
how le?
let you guys think about it la hor~
me,myself also got girlfriend. .
i kinda feel got a bit burden. . .
If I want to go K.L. sure need to think bout her also mah right?
Impossible put her inside the luggage bag?
that's to much laa. .
Not that I don't want a girlfriend right now. .
when we got no girlfriend, we feel bored
when we got girlfriend,
we no need to take care bout our life cos theres someone take cares of us. .
that is what i think la~
sure some of you will disagree with me
LIKE I CARE!
When both of you in love with each other,
for sure you guys become lovely, romantic, not SELFISH, shy and etc etc . . .
1 year later. . .
No need 1 year lah!
1 MONTH LATER,
everything change. . .
trust me. . .
i see my friends change after they met their love of their life. .
me,myself also change a lot . .
from worse to even more worst!
LOL
I neglected my friends after few years we were friends. . .
for example:
Didn't go yum cha with them cos need to stick with ur LOVE ONES!
If go out also just for awhile. . .10 mins? 5 mins?
If want to do class reunion,
your girlfriend sure want to follow scare you lie and go find other girl!
BUT ITS CLASS REUNION LER!!
your girlfriend is not from your class ler!
wtf!! shoo shoo!!
HAHAHAHA
Once we go out with our friends,
sure your love ones say
"you don't love me anymore is it?"
"you gonna marry your friends is it?"
"you friends not good people ler! try avoid if can"
"where is your love?"
haiya say so much oso no use la!
what i can say is. . .
just follow your instinct. .
that's all for now la =)
Don't want say so much =)
To let you guys know that. . .
Im one of the BASTARDS!
SO BEWARE OF DARREN!!!
he might back stab you, he will sell his friendship, hang your neck at the ceiling
and lastly
HE WILL FUCKING STEP YOUR HEAD!!!
oOo so fuck off please : . : so fuck off please : . : so fuck off please : . : so fuck off please oOo
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
Celebrating Birthday When You're In People's Places
Yesterday was Yuin's birthday and now she's getting older
but the problem is her height still stay the same =.=!
She's 20 years old

When i read through the menu. . .
I keep wondering why those words in brackets is so weird
then i realise that they spell it wrongly
instead of sAuce they spell sOuce!!

Dunhill =)

Xian Yu with his ugly face XD

Senget with his blurr face =.=

Ging Chin aka Meteor Garden fan!
His hair color kinda shocked me when i first saw him!
LOL

The gay members!
No la. .
They met each other at swinburne
(same class)

trying to show our macho faces
but xian yu always spoil my mood!
so we show our emo faces =|

My new style of posing . ..
hahaha

Yuin forced them to take photo together!!
HAHAHA!

Our drinks =)

Our meals =)
Nice food and it satisfied me a lot !!

Yuin was shocked when Xian Yu bought the cake I asked
Cheese Cake! =)

I kinda look attractive when i smile like this =)
Am I?

Our friends In Kuching!
LOL
(waiting for ah tat and soon to come here study !!)

Yuin with her 2 big candles. . .

Yuin saying her wish. . .

I took more than 5 minutes. . ..
So i decided to wish with her also. . .
LOL

She blew the candles . . .

Me and Yuin cut the cake ! !
hahas
Monday, November 17, 2008
Who's eMo right now?
or
Maybe I didn't play DotA with you this past few days??
or
Maybe I call u dog(with reasons)??
or
We didn't keep in touch always??
or
My other brothers from different Mothers disturb you??
Let me tell you 1 thing. . ..
When u emo just let me know,aight?
Suddenly your close friends start to leave you after graduation or some shit. . .
Don't hesistate to give me a call =)
When u injured yourself(i.e: when u hurt your knees badly or wanna commit suicide)
Don't hesistate to give me a call maybe i can gives you so comfort words to cool you down =)
When your love ones leave you with or without reasons. . .
Give me a call. . I sure help you settle the conflict or maybe not. lol. But just give me a call =)
When you feel lonely and you keep looking at the time to wait it pass by. . .
Give me a ring =) Sure got some stories to share although its lame
When u lack of love . . .
Don't give me call cos i wont gonna make love with you =P
Jk-I can share my love not in a physical way but with my happy thoughts =)
Once we are brothers Forever BROTHERS!!
Keep that in mind =)
ok bao??
(p/s:don't keep the hard feelings inside your heart otherwise it will double your burdens. .
and lastly IM NOT FUCKING GAY!! haha)
Monday, November 10, 2008
Ya Saya Boleh!!
Im going to post about Obama and I think we all should post about him!
You wanna know why?
COS WE CAN!! IF HE CAN!! WHY WE CAN'T??(lame joke)
Anyways,
me and celesbaby just talked about Obama and this is how we started our conversation : -
- e M o | d A r R e N - says: ok i write about obama?
Yuna says: lol u dontknow himmmmmm
- e M o | d A r R e N - says: i know him ok!
- e M o | d A r R e N - says: he ever live at indonesia
- e M o | d A r R e N - says: did u know that?
- e M o | d A r R e N - says: HHAHAHA
- e M o | d A r R e N - says: sure u dunno
Yuna says: LOLOL JOI LA
Yuna says: he live in msia u knowo r not
Yuna says: hahaa
- e M o | d A r R e N - says: DUN BULL OH
- e M o | d A r R e N - says: he ever stay at indon la =.=
Yuna says: who ask u bull first
- e M o | d A r R e N - says: where got
Yuna says: hahaaahhahaha - e M o | d A r R e N - says: really la ...
Yuna says: ok lo cb u blog about it lo
- e M o | d A r R e N - says: OK! Yuna says: loool
(you guys should read newspaper so that we know whats happening around the world
it just cost u RM1 . dun so kiam ok ?)
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Barack Hussein Obama II ( born August 4, 1961) is the President-elect of the United States and the junior United States Senator from Illinois.Obama is the first African American to be elected President of the United States.
He is a graduate of Columbia University and Harvard Law School where he was president of the Harvard Law Review.Obama worked as a community organizer and practiced as a civil rights attorney before serving three terms in the Illinois Senate from 1997 to 2004. He taught constitutional law at the University of Chicago Law School from 1992 to 2004. Following an unsuccessful bid for a seat in the U.S. House of Representatives in 2000, he announced his campaign for the U.S. Senate in January 2003, won a primary victory in March 2004, and was elected to the Senate in November 2004. Obama delivered the keynote address at the Democratic National Convention in July 2004.
As a member of the Democratic minority in the 109th Congress, he helped create legislation to control conventional weapons and to promote greater public accountability in the use of federal funds. He also made official trips to Eastern Europe, the Middle East, and Africa. During the 110th Congress, he helped create legislation regarding lobbying and electoral fraud, climate change, nuclear terrorism, and care for returned U.S. military personnel.
On February 10, 2007, he announced his candidacy for President of the United States, and on June 3, 2008, he was named the presumptive nominee of the Democratic Party after a 17-month-long primary campaign. He became the President-elect after defeating Republican presidential candidate John McCain in the general election on November 4, 2008, and is due to be sworn in as the 44th President of the United States on January 20, 2009.
It was a creed written into the founding documents that declared the destiny of a nation.
Yes we can.
It was whispered by slaves and abolitionists as they blazed a trail toward freedom.
Yes we can. Yes we can.
It was sung by immigrants as they struck out from distant shores and pioneers who pushed westward against an unforgiving wilderness.
Yes we can. Yes we can.
It was the call of workers who organized; women who reached for the ballots; a President who chose the moon as our new frontier; and a King who took us to the mountain-top and pointed the way to the Promised Land.
Yes we can to justice and equality.
(yes we can, yes we can, yes we can, yes we can…)
Yes we can to opportunity and prosperity.
Yes we can to opportunity and prosperity.
Yes we can heal this nation. Yes we can repair this world.
Yes we can.
Si Se Puede
(yes we can, yes we can, yes we can, yes we can…)
We know the battle ahead will be long, but always remember that no matter what obstacles stand in our way, nothing can stand in the way of the power of millions of voices calling for change.
We want change!
(We want change! We want change! We want change…)
We have been told we cannot do this by a chorus of cynics who will only grow louder and more dissonant.
We’ve been asked to pause for a reality check.
We’ve been warned against offering the people of this nation false hope.
But in the unlikely story that is America, there has never been anything false about hope.
We want change! (We want change! I want change! We want change! I want change…)
The hopes of the little girl who goes to a crumbling school in Dillon are the same as the dreams of the boy who learns on the streets of LA;
we will remember that there is something happening in America; that we are not as divided as our politics suggests;
that we are one people; we are one nation; and together, we will begin the next great chapter in America’s story with three words that will ring from coast to coast;
from sea to shining sea -
Yes. We. Can.
(yes we can, yes we can, yes we can, yes we can, yes we can, yes we can, yes we can, yes we can…)
COME SAY WITH ME GUYS!!
-
YES WE CAN!!
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SAYA BOLEH!!
-
WO KE YI!!
-
AKU ULIH!!
-
WA EH TANG!!
-
NGO HO YI!!






