This is what happen when you daydreaming

I received a sms from my mum and she sent this to me,

"Accident Honda"

I was shocked when I received the message.
So I rang my mum and I asked who drive.
She told me that it was my dad.
So she explained everything to me,

Here how she told me. . .

The ford ranger in front of ur dad making a turn but he didn't give any signal
so your dad RAMMED into him and the car driving behind KNOCKED ur dad's car.
LIKE A SANDWICH.

[inside my mind, it was so damn serious]

Then ur dad let the car behind to go away just like that.

[I was like "WTF,let the guy go just like that???!!!]

Then I talked to my dad and I asked him why let the car behind go away???
My dad said this to me with his humble tone;

"it's ok la. after all it's my fault because I knock the guy in front and the guy behind can't brake and knocked me."

I got nothing to say. . .
[hai bu the guy can save his money by not paying my dad's bumper!]

Actually, I think my dad to kind liao. . .

Seriously,MY DAD FUCKING KIND WOI!!!! *sigh*

This is the pictures my brother send to me yesterday. . . .



see the red spot. . . . .



Moral of this story : buy insurance !

PoCo-PoCo!

Ever heard of Poco-poco?

Poco-poco = Indonesia's dancing stlye

Early this morning , my friend called me and told me there was an activity held at our campus.
So he asked me to wear sports attire.
When I reached the campus hai bu i see everyone dancing POCO-POCO style!
I kena san chu once again by my friend!

This is the photo I took earlier this morning!
Everyone doing their thing EXCEPT for me sitting down watching them doing the POCO-POCO dance!

shake your thang! Poco-poco!!

Got a bit funny la when I see them doing the dance!
You wanna know why??
Cos the person who lead this dance is AQUA ah!!
Hai bu everyone follow the way the AQUA dance!

Seriously, you guys need to learn the poco-poco dance!
Damn cool tho

I'm BacKkKkKkKkKkK!!!

After days,weeks,months didn't update, so i'm back again!
Actually i got 2 reasons why i wan to write this post.
1)Got this guy nge nge message me and ask me to update my blog cos he update his blog for many times LOL (hiakz.blogspot.com) <-- check it out guys =)

2)My brother posts his blog more than mine! So im jealous!! XD

Yesterday night, Senget give me a call and ask me bring him go out. So we went to boulevard buy some groceries stuff. So we spent at least Rm70 then Yuin go apply the membership card. Lol hai bu san chu no discounts + points. She should go apply the card then go shopping ma =.= then can get discounts + membership points.

Then we went to MJC and had our dinner at "Hong Kong House". It was Yuin's idea to go there cos she said the baked rice damn nice. So we give it a shot. Senget,Darrell,Yuin and I ordered pork baked rice + black pepper sauce. We all ordered the same because that is the last food they got for that night. The food was fucking DELICIOUS and HOT.

Guess what, I ordered 1 more time !!

When i ask for the bill,I hai bu san chu!!

Cos i need to pay extra for 1 person, not paying for Yuin oh!

MY BROTHER AH!!!

He didn't bring money! Got a bit keanjingan cos we all ordered cheap drinks......

and he drank

CARROT JUICE!

After an hour relaxing at Hong Kong cafe, we went to Kuching town for a sight seeing.

Then I planned to go for yum cha BUT Senget don't want.

He want to go home cos he got to do "HOMEWORK"

Doing homework on FRIDAY NIGHT???

=.=

So i send him home lor and we plan to go back home cos got nothing to do.

After a few meters from Senget home, I stop at the roundabout cos got so many cars.
So when it's my turn, I drive slowly and GUESS WHAT I SAW....

CHOOSE ONE!

A) waja with yellow and blue sticker at the door side and blue light on top
B)avanza painted with red and HOTLINK sticker all over it
C)kancil with patriotic spirits by putting so many Malaysia flags

I SAW ALL OF IT and I drive as fast as possible

NOT because my car got pegasus...XD

BECAUSE THE POLICE SAW MY H.I.D LIGHTS AND POINTING AT MY CAR

THE WORST THING WAS I CHANGE H.I.D TO HI-LIGHT ON THE SPOT

AND IT WAS SO OBVIOUS!!

So I tried to drive as fast as possible!
I thought I lost them. . . .I was smiling to myself. . .
Then out of a sudden I saw a car hi-light to me so many times...

IT WAS THE POLICE CAR =.=

JIAK SOI AH!!

So i stopped my car at the road side.

The west malaysian police straight get down from the mobile car and ask fro my DRIVING LICENSE!! He didn't even bother to ask how am I! Where am I going? Want runding or not?
Straight take his pen and write the love letter to me. =.=

So I asked his friend whether I can negotiate with him or not.
MY HEART WAS BEATING SO FAST when I asked that question!

Then he asked me to get down from the vehicle. .
I speak to myself as i get down from the car, "DIE LOR ME! ASK WRONG QUESTION!"

He asked where my dad work.
So I said Sarawak Shell Berhad.
Then He smiles.
So he asked my dad work as what.
I told him SHELL BOSS!
His SMILES GETTING EVEN LONGER!!!
(Got a bit KANINA la his face when i saw his smile. Cb)

Haibu he straight ask how much I offer him. Got a bit DOG ma?
Then i say lor, "DUA"
U know what is his response? "Come on la! Gentleman la sikit"
I got a bit regret lo when i said SHELL BOSS =.=
After so long negotiating, he's friend pass me the pen to sign the saman!
That guy even more dog ah! He tot he write many saman can increase his SALARY!

So i sign lor and i said thanks to him. Then he stopped me. I was like WTF!
He said "ada satu lagi saman, sign sini"
I said "huh! boleh saman dua kali meh dalam 1 hari?!?!"
He said in nice tone"BOLEH~ 10 KALI PUN BOLEH!"

THAT GUY HAI BU GOT THE MALAYSIA BOLEH SPIRIT!!

Guess what I response to him " MERDEKA! selamat menyambut hari MERDEKA!"

He went inside the car with the MERDEKA SPIRIT and I went inside the car with 2 pieces of SAMAN PAPERS! mcb!

Proton Electric Car For Sale in 2009

Proton is inventing a car without using fuel a.k.a electric car so that can lesser the burden of the car users

This car battery need to be charged for at least 6 hours that can run for 320KM.

The power can last long for 36 hours.

And the costs for 1KM is 18 cents

That's mean I can go from Kuching - Miri - Kuching -Miri NONSTOP because the power only can last long for 36 hours. Must be accurate if not I wont reach Kuching if i miscalculate the time.

LOLX

Cost:

From Kuching - Miri - Kuching - Miri

Kuching to Miri takes at least 12 hours that is RM115.20

RM115.20 x 3 = RM345.60

Wow. Worth it or not?

Miri - Bintulu = at least 250KM

Thats mean 250KM x RM0.18 = RM45

Omg! So cheap!

But i think u drive D-Max even more cheaper!

Miri - Bintulu = RM10

Pak Lah sitting in the electric car(LOTUS) that was invent by proton in UK

I wonder Pak Lah got a driving license or not?

Do you think Pak Lah care if the car is using petrol or battery??!!

Nah! What he do is sit in the car and wait for his next destination.

Short Crazy Post

Yuin getting more sot!!

As soon as i reach home from class i saw her uploading some videos from my folder to YOUTUBE!!

I was like "why on earth are u doing that" and "what video you upload to youtube"
and her response was "HEHE I upload our videos about chinese new year eve, my 2007 birthday and etc from lappie(my laptop name)"

I got nothing to say.
I guess she is damn bored staying at home for the whole day.
Can't blame her though.
BUT ITS MY FACE IN THAT VIDEO!! DOING STUPID ACTIONS!!
Sigh~!

Anyways, here is one of the URL that she upload to YOUTUBE:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyo10GX_D2A

And for more sotness please visit yuin's blogspot.

She started to take pictures of the cloud and she is falling in love with the cloud INSTEAD of ME!! :'(

Sad.

New Pub in Kuching

CORE a.k.a Center of Real Entertainment

One evening Yuin's mama de bf gave us a call and asked us to join him for a dinner at benson seafood. Uncle ordered a lot of foods and we were so full. So we relaxed while smoking. Then we saw a car parked in front of the shop, so i thought it was the owner of the shop. When the owner step down from the car .... I saw kenny sia wearing a shirt with these words on it "man boobs are sexy" with a pretty girl(not her girlfriend). He thought he was so eng dao but i still don't understand how he can go out with so many pretty girls.... (=.=)
Just fucked it la.

Anyway, Uncle decided to go for a drink. So i introduce him a place called MOJO but the place were so full and IT WAS 10PM! Kuching people really go clubbing damn early.

So we went to travillion and we saw a new pub just opened few days ago. It is the biggest pub in Kuching.
The interior design is so beautiful. The toilet is quite cute and located just in front of the dance floor. LOL. Imagine u dance dance dance and u feel like wanna pee u just run in front of u and the toilet is there. And on top of the toilet is where the Dj plays his songs. Hai bu steady the owner decorate the place.

Uncle ordered Chivas costs rm130 + mixers. We drank until all of us hin ESPECIALLY TNAY PEI YIN!! She's the first one to get HIN. Lolx. She force me to dance with her at the dance floor. =.= got hin ma? hai bu hin!!! u guys should have see how she dance. ROFL!



Uncle(Yuin's mom de BF) and Yuin's



Yuin's and Uncle Jeff



Yuin and me



Haha. The three musketeers!

(Walao! I really BIG lor... Better LOSE some weight!! LOLX)


That's all for today posts. =D
Quite lazy wanna post liao. Better put pictures and captions .. much more easier. XD

Private Club in Kuching

Yuin's mom gave her a call and asked her to find her boyfriend in Kuching.
Then we met at The Spring in Jalan Simpang Tiga. We lim teh at food court awhile then uncle's friend brought us to his secret place where only his friend go there and and go play.
All his friend all are pai kia lai de. I had so much fun there. Inside there got bar, pool table, karaoke room, gym room and meeting room for pai kias.

Here are some pictures for you guys:


Pool table (Quite small compare to Embargo lah)



This is the karaoke room and a place for watching football match


That's me, yuin's de mama de bf and uncle jeff drinking some red wines(Stanley) while sok k and smoke weed. Haha~

That's all for now. Stay tune with SMOKING KOI!!! HAHAHA
Actually need to get ready and have dinner with uncle.
Then go MOJO and have some fun!!